PLOT of The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard (2021)
The protagonist,”Michael Bryce” (Ryan Reynolds) spends the whole film with someone else’s blood splattered on him because, for some reason, he seems to have forgotten how to wash his face and clean up. Also, biological fathers are “real” dads, everyone else is not. The End.
This installment was some kind of a remake of the Deadpool movies.
It didn’t transfer well.
Without sarcasm: the last 20 seconds (not the prolog) were hilarious.
… Wait — was the phenomenal Gary Oldman in the movie? He’s on the cast list.